"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"

anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

I really love bristol

I’m watching new girl but all it’s doing is making me realise how much I love the Mindy project

500-days-of-autumn:

girls don’t want boys, girls want season 3 of orange is the new black

My mums friend who is a doctor just said to me about my dads cancer “that’s cancer is my worst nightmare after burning to death in a fire” like how fuckin rude


Salvador Dalí in collaboration with Walt Disney

ethiopienne:

instead of counting sheep at night, count the number of times you can repeat “my life is dope and i do dope shit” before drifting into dreams full of kanye level self-confidence

akelles:

usbport:

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

bees make an important contribution to the survival of the human race which makes them the exact opposite of white men in positions of power

I can’t wink or whistle and it’s very distressing to me

Last night I was meant to go to a party for an hour and I got home at half nine….. And slept for two hours ffs

spookyboy:

Heathers (1988)